Customer Stories: The Shotgun Wedding

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Even though I am born and raised in the United States, I still encounter certain phrases and figures of speech in the English language that I’ve never heard before. So when I had to call this customer in order to clarify his order, I was totally caught off guard by what he had to say.

This customer in particular ordered a custom hanky from our online store with the bride, groom and wedding date embroidered on the handkerchief. What was odd about his order was that the wedding date was for a Tuesday. Since I found this particular day to be somewhat unusual for a wedding, I decided to give him a call to confirm the wedding date.

We don’t normally do this but I’ve learned from past experience that it’s better to clarify possible mistakes with the customer to avoid any potential problems ahead of time. While this principle is fundamentally sound, sometimes you receive too much information.

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Me: Hello? May I speak with Billy please?

Customer: This is Billy. Who is this?

Me: My name is Steve. I’m calling you about an order you placed for an embroidered handkerchief. It seems as though there might be some mistake in terms of the wedding date specified on your order.

Customer: Yes I ordered an embroidered handkerchief. What seems to be the problem?

Me: The wedding date that you requested is for a Tuesday. Most of the weddings that we’ve encountered usually take place on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday. I am calling you to confirm that Tuesday is indeed the intended date.

Customer: Why yes it is. Is there a problem with that? Will you be able to deliver the hanky in time for the wedding?

Me: Your order was placed on short notice. It’s currently Thursday which means we would probably have to get it out today in order to be sure to make it in time. We’ll see what we can do.

Customer: We definitely need that handkerchief by Monday night at the latest. You do realize that if the hanky doesn’t arrive in time, then the wedding might not happen right?

Me:….

Customer: Hello?

Me: Yes sir. I apologize but I missed what you just said.

Customer: You heard me. If the hanky doesn’t arrive in time, it might be too late to have the wedding.

Me: Oh…ok (I felt extremely awkward and didn’t know what to say)

Customer: Ever been to a shotgun wedding?

Me: No sir. I apologize but what does a shotgun have to do with a wedding? I’m not familiar with the term.

Customer: To put it simply, I damn knocked up my woman and I have to get married before the baby pops out. I made a mistake and now I have to make up for it.

Me: Oh haha (nervous laughter). Why don’t you just have the baby first and schedule the wedding date for a more convenient time?

I was intrigued but I shouldn’t have asked the question since I just wanted to get off the phone.

Customer: Cuz her Dad would flip out and probably kill me. You just don’t have a baby without getting married. What is so confusing about that?

Me: Nothing I guess. I apologize sir. Just to get things straight, are you implying that your actual wedding date is around the same time as your baby’s delivery date?

Customer: That is exactly what I’m saying. So can you deliver it on time or not?

Me: Yes sir. We’ll make sure to get the hanky to you by Monday.

Customer: I’m counting on it and please get it out as soon as you can.

Me: Of course sir.

I couldn’t fully relate to this customer’s situation but I wasn’t about to risk having the baby delivered before their wedding. I still couldn’t figure out why the wedding depended on the delivery of our handkerchiefs, but I wasn’t curious enough to ask. I just hope that this particular baby will have a happy home with caring parents.



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14 Responses to “Customer Stories: The Shotgun Wedding”

  1. Hey, think positive! You are really getting some good stories that will make a great book one day.

  2. Steve says:

    @Richard

    Thanks. The scary thing is that I’ve got a lot more stories coming that I haven’t even posted yet. There are some strange things that happen in the world of weddings.

  3. Too funny… Baby or no baby, no respectable bride would get married without their personalized hanky.

  4. Too funny, shotgun weddings aren’t like they used to be! Call him back and find out about the hanky. I’m more curious about that then the baby due date.

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  6. Chi says:

    You dont know this term since you have never lived in the South. I am willing to bet the order was shipped somewhere in the south or midwest. Actually shotgun weddings are fun! I hope you realize the term comes from the fact that the father usually has a shotgun at the back of the groom in case he gets cold feet

  7. Adam Snider says:

    My guess is that he (or the bride) felt that the hanky was a vital part of the wedding, and that they simply couldn’t get married without it. Of course, since the baby was due any day, they couldn’t postpone the wedding.

  8. Steve says:

    @Ashley

    Of course, our products are the key to any wedding!

    @Dee

    Probably won’t be calling him back anytime soon, though I am curious.

    @Chi
    Nope, never lived or even been to the south. Actually is Maryland technically considered the south? I’ve never heard of a shotgun wedding as long as I’ve lived in MD.

    @Adam
    Most likely the bride. I doubt that any guy would place so much importance on a hanky. I mean our products are cool and all but still…

  9. Adam Snider says:

    Ha! Good point. I can’t imagine too many guys who would think a hanky is so important. I know I sure wouldn’t.

  10. Carla says:

    My father had a shotgun wedding when he was 18 – Rosebud TX. He was divorced a few months later after moving to California.

    I didn’t think this sort of thing happened anymore! I guess being raised in the San Francisco Bay Area would shield you from the rest of the world sometimes.

    Wow! I can understand his situation, but the handkerchief – that’s just beyond weird.

    • Steve says:

      Hey Carla,

      I’m sure this sort of thing happens all of the time but I personally don’t know anyone who has ever had a wedding directly due to being pregnant before.

  11. Hahaha … this is just so hilarious! I agree with Richard – you do have some cool stuff to make a great book. Tell me when that happens, will ya? ;)

  12. Robby D says:

    Heh.. I actually just had a friend get married like this and it wasn’t pretty. Basically, down here (S. GA), if a woman becomes pregnant there is a marrige VERY soon after it is discovered to “save face” for the family. I would say that well over 95% of my town is Southern Baptist and not only would there be “Hell” to pay but the whole town would probably talk about it for years.

    So to put off all that, a marrige is rushed that usually ends in divorce and everyone is happy.

    I know it makes no sense at all but people are quite odd down here.

    • Steve says:

      I guess it’s a different world down in the south. I’ve have friends get married once they got pregnant but they were going to eventually get married anyways. The baby just expedited things.

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